More work e-mails . . .

Today, my good friend chapman00606922 sent me this lovely e-mail:

在波罗的海和北海之间有一个古老的天鹅窠.它名叫丹麦.天鹅就是在它那里生出来的,过去和现在都是如此.它们的名字永远不会被人遗忘.

Here's the translation, just in case you don't know how to read Chinese:
Between the Baltic and North Sea, an ancient swan nest. Named Denmark. Swan is born in it there, past and present, so their names will never be forgotten.

Poetry at its finest.

sleep deprivation

Today I had to be at work by 6 in the morning... after having to work till 12:30 last night. Of course instead of being responsible and going to bed right away, I somehow thought it'd be a good idea to at least have some fun on my friday night.

This morning, I fell asleep on the ground under my desk.
I also fell asleep while on hold waiting for a different department.

Both of those times I had to be awaken by co workers.
Awkward.

Wise Words from Africa

{Okay Liz, here's more.  This one is my personal favorite.  Aubrey, you'll have to tell us if this guy is legit. (And yes, opine is a word.  I linked the definition for your reference, because I definitely needed it.  This guy has a better vocabulary than I do.)}

 

Dear Reverend Professor Elder Cecil Samuelson and Brigham Young University


   Greetings!

I was asked to comment on this matter given my expertise as a a native African sexologist during a book reading in Durban, South Africa.I would opine that a young African American male having sex with his girfriend and in the capacity of an unofficial couple will not be frowned upon in most African cultures.Brandon Davies did not rape a young lady but carried out the commandments of God when he said "Go forth and multiply' which was a euphemism for "Go and have sex".In view of the national and international publicity that this matter garnered and given its devastating impact on Mr. Davies,I would opine that it is high time to put this matter in abeyance and reinstitute Brandon Davies back into the BYU Cougars Basketball Team.

A seek peak of my book reading in the link below as well as a review of my work here posted will reveal where I am coming from.

  Most sincerely,
  Boniface N.wewe

single and ready to mingle

{Just as background, I get a lot of weird e-mails at work.  Like a suspicious amount of weird e-mails.  The majority of them are like this, but I've also received some from princes, wealthy dead people, and an African sexologist.  A tiny part of me believes that this e-mail is secretly from Kamrin.}

Hello sweetie,

My name is Judy, i am 25yrs old, i'm a free minded,open hearted girl, i like to take life as easy as i could, i'm one of the few that still believes in friendship, love, trust and signs, am very much single and ready to mingle. was browsing through the internet and came across your contact,it will be my sincere pleasure to be your friend if you don't mind, i hope you will not take my request for granted,feel free to email me, i will appreciate it if you can send me some pics to my private email address, i look forward to hear from you soon.

Take care.

Judy.